Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।