Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.