Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends are our chosen family.