Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.