Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything