Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are our chosen family.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.