Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.