Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.