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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.