Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.