Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.