Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.