Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।