Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.