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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

All the best people are crazy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are our chosen family.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।