Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.