Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.