Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is the key to everything

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.