Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.