Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.