Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।