Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.