Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

All the best people are crazy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।