Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.