Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.