Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Our craziness made us best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.