Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Our craziness made us best friends.