Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.