Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.