Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।