Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.