Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is the key to everything

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.