Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are our chosen family.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.