Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.