Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.