Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.