Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.