Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.