Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.