Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

All the best people are crazy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.