Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.