Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.