Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Our craziness made us best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.