Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.