Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.