Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.