Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.