Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends are our chosen family.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.