Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.