Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.